In this episode of That '90s Comic:

Seth tells Dad the whole story about the dog. Dad doesn't seem bothered about the missing Tamagotchi or the fact that a dog now lives with them, oh, and it can talk. He also doesn't wear pants. 

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I can confirm, Dad does not wear pants. I just noticed the cross necklace. This may explain dad's fear of gayness. To be fair, nobody in the '90s wants to be called gay, it is the ultimate insult. But, fun fact. The insult doesn't mean 'dude that like to bang dudes'. It pretty much is the equivalent of being called a girl. Boys don't want to be called girls (Unintentional foreshadowing here?").

Anyway, here's a '90s lesson for you future CCP's. Being called 'Gay' in the '90s has nothing to do gay dudes. It should have a different name/meaning. It really just means not manly. You'll never get people to stop using it in this way, so rather try create a new word for gay dudes because you ain't never gonna take away one of the greatest '90s words. You can try, but that's just retarded and you'll just be wasting your gay ass time. 

This comic gets a 39/69.