Victor Egan

Fear Mongerer, Victor Egan. Doesn't have an opinion of his own. Supports the current thing.

Jim Murphy

Jim Murphy is the asshole dad of the comic.

Wilson

Nosey Neighbour

Sabina

Hubba Hubba

Mr Edwards

Asshole Teacher

Kurt

Grunge Kid

Greta Bumturd

An angry fear mongering turd who makes a shitload of predictions that never come true.

Seth Murphy

Seth Murphy is Jim's idiot middle child.

Dog

Possibly the devil

Miss Flabs

Fat Bitch Teacher